sex fantasies with androids

i just got an email about a sale on a clown/magician store and im sitting there for a good minute thinking “when the fuck did i ever buy anything from this type of store” then i realized

this is were i got all my homestuck grey paint from

fuck

Tatsuya:
M-ma...
Junko:
Mama? Are you trying to say Mama?
Tatsuya:
Madoka!
Junko:
Who?
Anonymous sent: I am obbsessed with Colonel in the full mental alchemist collection.. srsly they need to send some make up packages to famous youtubers so I can get some quality swatches.

philosopher’s stone got me in love

uggghhhhhh i wish too omfg

Anonymous sent: Its not very popular on the youtube scene though! I just want to watch hours of shiro swatches but theres not that many.. :<

saaame also there are so many nee colors im soo hahabcjsjdnnwksdbdbc

Arin:
I've played this game a thousand times and I've never seen that much score before
Danny:
You've never played this-
Arin:
MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

Anonymous sent: ok now I need $650 to get all the eye shadow from Shiro cosmetics.. Also they have totally kicked up their eyeshadows! I remember looking at their stuff years ago but comparing it's so much better now

me too omfg

they revamped everything its so cool and i want the entire loz collection tbh

shiro cosmetics is a gift to this earth

shiro cosmetics is a gift to this earth

erenyeagerbomb:

FOR THE ALLIANCE

erenyeagerbomb:

FOR THE ALLIANCE

darling-welcometomylife:

Danny hair+silly faces appreciation post. (x)